Breakfast | The Toddler Blogs Hi I’m X, and Mummy has let me loose with the keyboard again for another edition of The Toddler Blogs… This week, a poem dedicated to the best food stuff ever. Breakfast. Oh golly I do love breakfast It’s the best meal of the day Weetabix or cornflakes Keep my… Read More Breakfast | The Toddler Blogs
Bring it on 2017! It’s Sunday, the very first Sunday of the year. Nearly 9pm and I’m sat in my almost finished kitchen with a jam donut in one hand (was reduced, doesn’t count…) and a Becks Blue (still not drinking, definitely not pregnant) in the other, contemplating the blog. I know comparison is the… Read More Bring it on 2017
The Toddler Blogs… What’s With The Inside Trees? Hi, it’s X here with another of my Toddler Blogs. And this time I’d really like to talk to you about something serious. I think there’s a conspiracy and we need to get to the bottom of it, but the grownups are acting like there’s nothing wrong.… Read More The Toddler Blogs | What’s With The Inside Trees?
Mum Blogs and Oversharing I feel like I’m at a crossroads when it comes to blogging – not in terms of whether I want to write, or whether to blog at all, but mostly considering WHAT I write about. Namely, X. I turned to blogging after trawling through thousands of posts by other Mums –… Read More Mum Blogs and Oversharing
Crap Mummy Day It’s a rainy, soggy morning, much like any other But today you’re trying to kill your Mother… Or at least drive me to the edge of despair The point of tearing out most of my hair. You’re kicking and laughing, which isn’t like you, You’ve hit, bit and slapped me, which… Read More CRAP MUMMY DAY | A POEM
Dear X Today wasn’t a great day, was it? I wasn’t in good parenting form at all, was I? There was shouting (from me), hitting (from you) and lots of tears (from both of us). I know days like these will happen – today happened to be a perfect storm of being too hot, me… Read More Dear X – Tomorrow Will Be Better
A Cold with a Toddler In Tow Despite being horribly overweight, and rarely managing to eat my five a day, I’m relatively lucky in the health stakes. (if you exclude the removal of two organs so far, and a long term health condition, but meh…) We rarely get coughs and colds, or tummy bugs.… Read More A Cold (with a toddler in tow)
Tomorrow I go to London for the night to have a bit of frivolous fun with a friend of mine; I had an overwhelming desire to go and see American Idiot (for the 3rd time) and he needed some cheering up, so we’ve planned a 24 hour trip to the Big Smoke.
X is almost 2 and a half now, a lot of his peers are finding their way towards potty training and big kid pants. But as I type, X himself is showing very little interest in doing the same. And to be honest, I’m in absolutely no rush for him to get potty trained. Since… Read More Potty Training – We’re In No Rush
You know what tired feels like, yeah? Of course you do, you’re reading a parenting blog, you’ve got a good chance of having experience with a newborn, you’re a pro at being tired now. In fact, you can’t remember ever NOT being tired. So what do you do when that feeling of tired doesn’t… Read More When Tired Becomes Too Tired